Lost Souls
Ghost Adoptions
Have a Haunted Happy Home
Adopt a Soul and Hear Their Story
Extracted from raw Phantom Fungi sprouting along the Road of the Forgotten, Lost Souls are lost travelers looking to share their stories. Our expert Foragers harvest these Souls to help them find a forever home.
First, the Foragers gives them a comfort such as a cup of tea or a cheese sandwich, providing a cozy environment. Data collected by The Forages over our vast years has concluded a soothing environment is the best for sharing stories. We pride ourselves on the accuracy of our history extraction methods and find them to be 99.9% reliable when put through rigorous testing.
When Souls are soothed, they then share their favorite Core Memory of themselves. These are stories they have waited to share until someone would listen. Souls are then put up for adoption when they are ready to be re-homed. These poor creatures are excited to share their stories with you. They require virtually no care. A simple ‘Hi there friend!’ will keep these Souls happy.
Typically, documentation for adoptions are extensive. However, we have cut out the Middle Man therefore making the adoption process simple. All Lost Souls come with their own documentation including the favorite Core Memory of themselves and an official Dream Eater Society Adoption Certificate.
All of our Lost Souls are harvested in a humane fashion by one of our professionals at The Dream Eater Society . We can not be held liable for Souls causing small acts of mischief if they are feeling ignored or rather silly that day.
Examples of Core Memories from Adopted Souls
Duke was a connoisseur of the finer things in life, until one day he was enjoying himself in a China shop and mistakenly knocked over an ornate vase which then knocked over a table of plates which, in turn knocked over a shelf housing many different bits and bobs, and so on until the entire store laid in ruin. Duke was held responsible and grew to resent anything that even remotely resembled anything he came to destroy. Rest in eternal peace Mr. Obelisk.
Duke Obelisk
DOD 1845
Entertainer and entrepreneur, Ms. Hilius was the creator and host of a popular children’s television series about the understanding and acceptance of other cultures and belief systems through the use of basic telekinesis. She taught millions of children how to move objects with their mind until she was called in front of the senate and was stripped of her public access time slot. She persevered and began teaching her techniques in her own private practice.
Kathot Hilius
DOD 1976
Living life in overdrive was the only was Drac knew how to exist. He was a literal adrenaline addict who was known to sleep on the edge of a cliff with a knife balanced on his nose just so he could wake up and be reminded of his mortality. He once incited a street race against The Devil himself and won, leaving with Satan’s car and one hell of a story to tell.
Drac Thompson
DOD 1967
Soul Mates
Soul Mates
Even in the Afterlife, there are Souls that should never be apart. Their stories intertwine so deeply, separating these Souls would be as though untangling a massive ball of Christmas lights. Being apart causes these Souls great anguish. These are what the Society lovingly refers to as Soul Mates.
Partners, Friends, Lovers, Enemies, Competitors, Companions. They must be adopted together.
‘Til Death and Forever After.